A Life O Luxury

Wunna live a life o luxury 

In lovely jubbly hubbly fashion

Bee a stay at home mumma 

On the tellys there's trash n

On a Tuesday my gals Come round

Cause that's when he's on the late shift 

We'll read poetry over candlelight 

While they get to squeeze the kids

We'll sing that song we wrote 

And cook and laugh and talk about that kiss 

You had with that guy last week

We’ll washes the dishes and spraff

N once the bairns are in bed 

We drink seccy in the kitchen

Reminisce about when cal 

fucked his sisters man 

And gave Jordan head 

In the bathroom at the bongo

That one time

We'll Stay up late and commemorate 

All the fun that we had

An ill gas about my man

Cause He's a fucking special dad

He loves his baby's fully

Me and ma twins

Hed give up his life truly

He always takes out the bins

And does the recycling the way that I like

He has a car but prefers to ride his bike

He caresses my body daily

And dresses his kids for bed at night

He put the logs on the fire

An we go out every fortnight 

For a really fancy meal

An maybe he got it on a Groupon deal

But we still Dress up real fancy 

Even if it doesn't fit the vibe

Cause its our time together 

An once a month we take the tribe 

We meet up with sebby n Meg and theirs 

An go for walks at like crammond 

Or go to alien rock 

There's so many of us together 

 people always gawp 

Cause we look so fuxking happy

Our faces shining brighter

Than the gold brick I got on my mantel at home

I'll have an aga in my kitchen that heats the whole house 

And my kitty's monk n zuko

Will scare of that little mouse 

That crept in from the field 

Near by 

An my kids will fly high

They'll yearn to learn 

It'll be easy to earn 

They'll get jobs doing things that they like

An we'll all go on a holiday to Vietnam and ride motorbikes

Up the hivan pass

Our moto will be yass 

Cause we're all so fucking happy

Living a life of luxury 

In a lovely jubbly bubbly hubbly fashion